Name and Shame

We’ve already made separate lists of punny and sexually suggestive video game titles, but the games mentioned on this countdown are just plain dumb. There are any number of reasons why a game would be eligible for this list, so you can expect to see nonsensical words, random capitalization, redundant phrases, pretentious themes, b.a.d. a.c.r.o.n.y.m.n.s., and large quantities of word salad. I can’t even pronounce some of the entries on this list, and I’m starting to wonder if the developers didn’t simply mash their heads into their keyboards instead of coming up with something intelligible. It would impossible the rank these games in a meaningful way, so they’re simply being listed in alphabetical order. Let me know if there are any ones that I missed!

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1	Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel
	– PlayStation 3, 2010
2	Armored Core: For Answer
	– Multiplatform, 2008
3	ASO: Armored Scrum Object
	– Arcade, 1985
4	Astro Fang: Super Machine
	– Famicom, 1990
5	Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt
	– Sega Genesis, 1993
6	Arx Fatalis
	– Multiplatform, 2002
7	Battle Raper II: The Game
	– Microsoft Windows, 2005
8	Blam! Machinehead
	– Multiplatform, 1997
9	BlazBlue Chrono Phantasma Extend
	– Multiplatform, 2012
10	B.Rap Boys
	– Arcade, 1992
11	Bravely Default: For the Sequel
	– Nintendo 3DS, 2013
12	Cacoma Knight in Bizyland
	– Super NES, 1993
13	Chronicles of Mystery: The Legend of the Sacred Treasure
	– Microsoft Windows, 2010
14	Columns 3: Revenge of Columns
	– Sega Genesis, 1993
15	Crafton & Xunk
	– Amstrad CPC, 1986
16	Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army
	– PlayStation 2, 2006
17	Dick Vitale’s ‘Awesome, Baby!’ College Hoops
	– Sega Genesis, 1994
18	Dissidia 012 [duodecim] Final Fantasy
	– PSP, 2011
19	Divine Divinity
	– Microsoft Windows, 2002
20	Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree’s Woe and the Blight Below
	– Multiplatform, 2015
21	Ehrgeiz – God Bless The Ring
	– PlayStation, 1998
22	El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron
	– Multiplatform, 2011
23	[eM] -eNCHANT arM-
	– Multiplatform, 2006
24	Exist Archive: The Other Side of the Sky
	– Multiplatform, 2015
25	F.3.A.R.
	– Multiplatform, 2011
26	Final Fantasy Artniks Dive
	– Mobile, 2012
27	Fluster Cluck
	– PlayStation 4, 2014
28	Fortissimo EXS//Akkord:nächsten Phase
	– Microsoft Windows, 2010
29	Frogger: Helmet Chaos
	– Multiplatform, 2005
30	G.A.S.P!! Fighters’ NEXTream
	– Nintendo 64, 1993
31	Golf Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples
	– Sega 32X, 1993
32	Gravity Games Bike: Street Vert Dirt
	– Multiplatform, 2002
33	Guilty Gear Xrd -Sign-
	– Multiplatform, 2014
34	Guilty Gear XX Λ Core Plus R
	– Multiplatform, 2012
35	.hack//G.U. Volume 1 Rebirth
	– PlayStation 2, 2006
36	Have a N.I.C.E. day!
	– Microsoft Windows, 1997
37	Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I Do To Deserve This?
	– PSP, 2009
38	htoL#NiQ: The Firefly Diary
	– Multiplatform, 2014
39	Huygen’s Disclosure
	– Microsoft Windows, 1996
40	Hyperdimension Neptunia PP: Producing Perfection
	– PS Vita, 2014
41	Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3: V Generation
	– Multiplatform, 2015
42	#IDARB
	– Multiplatform, 2015
43	Infinite Undiscovery
	– Xbox 360, 2008
44	Kadenz fermata//Akkord:fortissimo
	– Multiplatform, 2014
45	Karnaaj Rally
	– Game Boy Advance, 2002
46	Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
	– Nintendo DS, 2009
47	Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue
	– Multiplatform, 2017
48	Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning
	– Multiplatform, 2020
49	The Legend of Legacy
	– Nintendo DS, 2015
50	Lineage II: The Chaotic Throne – The 1st Throne: The Kamae
	– Microsoft Windows, 2007
51	The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth II – The Rise of the Witch-King
	– Multiplatform, 2006
52	Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
	– Multiplatform, 2006
53	Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu
	– Nintendo Entertainment System, 1989
54	MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies
	– Multiplatform, 2016
55	Melty Blood Actress Again – Current Code
	– Multiplatform, 2010
56	Menzoberranzan
	– Multiplatform, 1994
57	Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
	– Multiplatform, 2014
58	Monster Energy AMA Supercross FIM World Championship: The Official Video Game
	– Multiplatform, 2018
59	NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139…
	– Multiplatform, 2021
60	No One Can Stop Mr. Domino
	– PlayStation, 1998
61	PenPen TriIcelon
	– Sega Dreamcast, 1998
62	Offroad Racing – Buggy X ATV X Moto
	– Multiplatform, 2019
63	Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator
	– Nintendo Entertainment System, 1990
64	Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie
	– Multiplatform, 2005
65	Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream
	– PC-98, 1997
66	Prinny 2: Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood!
	– Multiplatform, 2011
67	Revengers of Vengeance
	– Sega CD, 1994
68	Rex Nebular And The Cosmic Gender Bender
	– Multiplatform, 1992
69	Rosenkreuzstilette Freudenstachel
	– Microsoft Widows, 2017
70	Sir, You Are Being Hunted
	– Multiplatform, 2013
71	Sqoon
	– Nintendo Entertainment System, 1986
72	Street Fighter EX Plus α
	– PlayStation, 1997
73	Suikoden Tierkreis
	– Nintendo DS, 2008
74	Super Army War
	– Game Boy Advance, 2005
75	Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3
	– Game Boy Advance, 2003
76	Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 3
	– Game Boy Advance, 2003
77	Superdimension Neptune VS Sega Hard Girls
	– Multiplatform, 2016
78	Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
	– PlayStation 3, 2008
79	Surge Concerto: Ar nosurge ~A Song that Prays for a Planet Being Born~
	– PlayStation 3, 2014
80	Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
	– Multiplatform, 1995
81	Theatrhythm Final Fantasy
	– Multiplatform, 2012
82	Tir Na Nog
	– Multiplatform, 1984
83	Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE
	– Nintendo Wii U, 2016
84	T.R.A.G.: Tactical Rescue Assault Group – Mission of Mercy
	– PlayStation, 1998
85	Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy
	– Atari Jaguar, 1993
86	Trinity: Souls of Zill O’ll
	– PlayStation 3, 2011
87	Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe’s Brother
	– Multiplatform, 1988
88	Under Night In-Birth ExeLate[cl-r]
	– Multiplatform, 2020
89	Unpossible
	– Multiplatform, 2019
90	Violence Fight
	– Arcade, 1990
91	void tRrLM(); //Void Terrarium
	– Multiplatform, 2020
92	Wonder Boy V: Monster World III
	– Sega Mega Drive, 1991
93	Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth
	– Microsoft Windows, 1995
94	Xexyz
	– Nintendo Entertainment System, 1989
95	YU-NO: A Girl Who Chants Love at the Bound of this World
	– Multiplatform, 1996
96	Ys: The Ark of Napishtim
	– Multiplatform, 2003
97	Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana
	– Multiplatform, 2017
98	Zenzizenzic
	– Multiplatform, 2015
99	Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman
	– PSP, 2012
100	ZombiU
	– Nintendo Wii U, 2012

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